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ORIGINAL : I never did uh hardcore peel out in muh ma fuckin Z. So, da other day, I hit uh wet patch, revved hard, dropped da clutch, an' BANG BANG BANG BANG, it sounded like muh ma fuckin tire wuz jack hammering da ground. My nigga almost sheeit himself 'cause he thought da wheel came off when I got sideways. DAMN, I didn't know da hop would sound an' be dat bad. The banging wuz loud as hell. INFERRED : I never had hardcore salad tosser sex in muh ma fuckin Z. So, da other day, I hit an anus, got hard, dropped muh ma fuckin pants, an' BANG BANG BANG BANG, it sounded like muh ma fuckin jimmy wuz jack hammering da ground. My nigga almost sheeit himself 'cause he thought muh ma fuckin jimmy fell out when I got sideways. DAMN, I didn't know salad tosser sex would sound an' be dat bad. The banging wuz loud as hell. No, I be not uh salad tosser or plan on becoming one. And nahh, I be not uh salad tosser basher. If ya iz salad tosser, werd up, mo' power ta ya! Sorry but I like ta pitch not catch, an' I only throw ta hitters without bats. I be merely uh mastabatin heterosexual at werk wiff nuttin' bettah ta do than read muh ma fuckin own post an' th'o't dat I sound salad tosser. It wuz da phrase "The banging wuz loud as hell." dat started me thinking. Sorry fo' being such uh mad stupid ass, I'm really, really mastabatin! Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
Later, Phuong www.EatRiceZone.com Rice Land |
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